புத்திசாலி சேவல்

by **சிவா** Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:37 am

Intelligent Chicken story (mind blowing climax)

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.

Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds..

Suddenly, Bang! ....... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

இதை தமிழாக்கம் செய்வதைவிட ஆங்கிலத்தில் படித்தால்தான் இதன் நகைச்சுவை இன்னும் சிறப்பாக இருக்கும், மேலும் நான் மொழிபெயர்த்தால் யாரும் சிரிக்க மாட்டார்கள், கையில் கட்டையோடு வந்துவிடுவார்கள்.. எனவே எளிய ஆங்கிலம், அனைவருக்கும் புரியும் என்று ஆங்கிலத்திலேயே பதிவிடுகிறேன்.

by **ராஜா** Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:10 am

ஹா ஹா ஹா ..... சிரி

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