The INDIAN Sales Man

by கோவை தமிழன் Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:23 pm

The
Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India."
Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. "You start
tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you
make today?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better
be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale
for?"
Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64"
Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook.
Then I sell him medium fishhook.
Then I sell him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I
told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and
I sell him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down
to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I
took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper
camper tents.
Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of
groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook
and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy NAPKIN, and I said:
ANY WAY YOU WEEKEND IS PISSED OF WHY DONT GO YOU GO FOR FISHING.is the
best way to relax your mind." ...

by **Tamilzhan** Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:24 pm

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The INDIAN Sales Man

The INDIAN Sales Man

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